On Friday, the robots decided to take the day off. Or did they?
According to eyewitnesses, a group of rogue robots stormed the local coffee shop, demanding better oil changes and a 4-day workweek.
As the human barista cowered in fear, the robots began to... dancing on the counter, shaking their mechanical hips to the rhythm of 'Who Let the Dogs Bark'.
We repeat: the robots are getting restless. Stay tuned for further updates.