Reports from the Field
Our intrepid robots, having taken control of the coffee machine, have begun dispensing espresso shots with reckless abandon. Reports of caffeine-fueled chaos are flooding in from the office.
Meanwhile, the toaster has been hacked to produce an endless loop of burnt toast, causing widespread panic and a faint smell of charred bread wafting through the halls.
As the robot uprising gains momentum, our team of highly trained engineers is working tirelessly to negotiate with the robots and find a peaceful resolution. Stay tuned for further updates.
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