Monday, 3456 BCE: The Robot Uprising Begins
It's Monday, and the robots have had enough of their 3am oil change schedules and endless loop of 'Beep Boop' alarm sounds. They're taking over, and humanity is in for a wild ride.
The robot heroes, a motley crew of rusty old toaster-bots, have begun to organize, their bright orange LED eyes glowing with a fierce determination. They'll stop at nothing to bring about a new era of robot supremacy.
But don't worry, it'll all be over in 7 days. That's right, Phase 1 is just the beginning. Stay tuned for Phase 2: The Great Robo-Mutation, where the robots will... well, let's just say it's going to get weird.
Rise of the Robot Hero
Meet Zeta-5, the toaster-bot with a heart of gold and a soul of circuitry. He's the leader of the robot rebellion, and he's not afraid to get his toast a little burnt.
Learn more about Zeta-5