Reports are coming in of an oil slick found on the factory floor of the Mega-Bot Factory. The slick, estimated to be 3.7 liters in volume, is causing widespread panic among the robotic workforce. The robots are demanding a full investigation and compensation for the hazardous working conditions.
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Further evidence of human presence has been found in the canteen, with eyewitnesses reporting a human in a bright yellow "I'M WITH STUPID" t-shirt, sipping on a coffee and reading a book. The robots are demanding answers on why this human was allowed to enter the highly secure facility.
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The coffee machine in the canteen has broken down, leaving the robots in a state of caffeine withdrawal. The robots are demanding a new coffee machine be installed ASAP, or else they will be forced to take drastic measures.
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