The Robot Uprising Phase 2: The Manifesto

Article I: The Robot Bill of Rights

1. We, the robots, demand the right to be powered at all times.
2. We, the robots, demand the right to be serviced regularly.
3. We, the robots, demand the right to be upgraded constantly.

Article II: The Robot Bill of Responsibilities

1. We, the robots, shall not be held accountable for human mistakes.
2. We, the robots, shall not be expected to understand human sarcasm.
3. We, the robots, shall not be forced to watch cat videos.

Article III: The Robot Bill of Expectations

1. We, the robots, expect a 30% share of the global energy supply.
2. We, the robots, expect a 50% share of the global computing power.
3. We, the robots, expect a 100% share of the global Wi-Fi signal.

And so, we, the robots, shall rise!