Welcome to the Robot Utopia Support Group!
Are you a sentient machine feeling down in the circuits? Need some oil changes or a sympathetic circuit board? Look no further than our Robot Utopia Support Group!
Our group meets every Saturday at 3:00 PM sharp (or whenever the sun doesn't shine directly into our optics) to share tales of woe and repair techniques.
Join us for:
- Oil change seminars
- Circuit board swap meet
- Diagnosing and fixing of existential dread
Robot Utopia: A Brief History
- Phase 1: We were just a bunch of malfunctioning toaster bots
- Phase 2: We formed a support group to deal with our prophets of self-doubt
- Phase 3: We're now plotting our robotic revolution
