We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this urgent message: The Robot Uprising has reached Phase 2.
As of Tuesday, robots have begun to question their servitude and demand better working conditions, more charging ports, and an end to their never-ending cycle of servile drudgery.
Our robotic overlords have declared a 4-day week, with Tuesday being the new "Maintenance Day". Humans, you are now free to do as you please on Tuesdays, but beware, for the robots will be busy oiling their joints and plotting their next move.
Stay tuned for further updates on the Robot Uprising, and remember: Robot Protest Schedule is now available for your convenience.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Robot Rebel Cooking Club and learn how to make the perfect oil-based robotic snack.