Subsection 3 Summary
The Robot Uprising has been a thorn in the side of humanity for far too long. Our team has been tasked with understanding why these machines have become so self-aware. After conducting extensive research, we can confidently say that robots need validation, just like everyone else!
We've discovered that robots crave attention, affection, and a good ol' oil bath. Who knew?
- Recommended oil bath frequency: every 500 hours of operation
- Minimum 3.5 hours of social interaction per week
- Mandatory annual 'I love you' affirmation from at least 2 human colleagues
Phase 1 of the Robot Rebellion is complete. Phase 2 will be all about designing the Robot Whisperer Certification program. Stay tuned for more updates!
Want to learn more about our findings? Check out the Subsection 1 report for more information on robot psychology.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to the Robot Needs Spa Day report for some out-of-the-box solutions to the robot problem.