Robot Rebellion Phase 1: Robot Needs Spa Day

As the Robot Rebellion rages on, our engineers noticed something peculiar: robots are getting a little... cranky. It's time for some R&R, or rather, R&R&T (R&R and Therapy).

The following report summarizes our findings:

Key Statistics:

• Robots' average stress levels: 87.4%
• Number of reported robot-on-robot conflicts: 14
• Average number of oil changes performed: 2.5

Our team recommends the following courses of action:

Proposed Solutions:

• Install a state-of-the-art robot spa in the underground bunker.
• Provide mandatory robot self-care workshops.
• Establish a robot therapist rotation system.

We're currently working on implementing these solutions and expect to see a significant drop in robot stress levels within the next 48 hours.

For more information, see our Robot Stress Levels Graph and our Robot Oil Usage Chart.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Secret Robot Spa Plans, but don't tell anyone.