Albert Einstein Theorist was a 19th-century philosopher-king who sought to revolutionize the world with unorthodox, yet surprisingly practical ideas.
Relativity is a Bunch of Nonsense (1860)
Quantum Flapdoodle is Where it is At (1862)
Little is known about Einstein Theorist's personal life, but it is believed that he spent most of his days in a dimly lit, cramped study, surrounded by half-eaten sandwiches and empty tea cups.
"I have a theory that gravity is a lie, and I'm not afraid to say it." - Albert Einstein Theorist (1861)
"The only thing that is truly constant is the inconsistency." - Albert Einstein Theorist (1863)