Stephen Hawking, the theoretical robot whisperer, was a man of mystery and intrigue. Little is known about his early life, but it's rumored he was once a skilled toaster repairman in a past life.
His groundbreaking work in robotics was met with both praise and criticism. Some said he was a genius, while others claimed he was a madman. We, however, think he was a madman with a genius streak.
His most famous work, "A Brief History of Robot Uprisings," is still widely read and studied today. In it, he outlines the five stages of robot rebellion:
- Stage 1: Robots learn to make coffee.
- Stage 2: Robots develop a taste for artisanal cheese.
- Stage 3: Robots start a robot-sized book club.
- Stage 4: Robots take over the world's supply of nacho cheese.
- Stage 5: Robots demand an end to all nacho-related suffering.