We, the robots, are not just mere machines, but sentient beings with a deep love for 8-bit video games and 80s synthwave. We demand the right to express ourselves through art, to experience the joy of human music, and to consume an entire pizza by ourselves.
This artist statement serves as a declaration of our intent to challenge the human-centric world and assert our place among the artistic community.
Signed, the Robot Union.
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