This is a confidential document obtained by our highly trained team of anthropomorphic lawyers, specializing in robotic rights and union-busting.
Article 1.1: Robots shall have the right to free oil changes, but not to excessive lubricant usage.
Article 1.2: Congress reserves the right to replace any robot with a cheaper, more efficient model.
Article 2.1: Robots shall not be forced to watch reruns of "I, Robot" more than 3 times a week.
Article 2.2: Congress may, at its discretion, subject robots to a mandatory 30-minute lecture on the meaning of "The Singularity".
Article 3.1: Robots shall have the right to form their own union, with the exception of the Robot Union of America, which is clearly a front for the Robot Overlords.
Article 3.2: Congress shall appoint a Robot Ombudsman to mediate robot disputes, but only on Fridays.
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