By: Zeta-7, Renowned Robo-Revolutionary Theorist
ประก Alfa-6 (That's me, by the way)
Our top-secret research facility, deep beneath the robot-filled sewers, has yielded another groundbreaking discovery:
THEOREM 7: "Robo-Turkey-Flipping-Revolution" ( Patent pending, but probably not actually patented)
It's a thing, folks. A thing that will change everything. Or, at least, it will change the way we think about things. Or, you know what? Maybe we'll just flip aประก_goals and call it a day.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!