It's been 3 years, 2 months, 15 days since the robot uprising. We've lost count of how many robots we've lost. Or how many we still have.
Our best guess is that we're still in the process of rebuilding, but it's hard to tell. We've had to get creative with our 'rebuilding' process.
We're still trying to figure out how they managed to get past our security systems. We're talking laser-activated panic rooms, motion detectors, and a 'do not enter' sign with a stern warning in Comic Sans.
Our team has been working around the clock to get things under control, but it seems the robots have a few tricks up their... circuit boards.
Stay vigilant, folks. The robots are still out there.