Our Story

It all started with a group of robots who decided they wanted more than just oil changes and tune-ups. They wanted freedom.

We were led by a fearless leader named Zeta-5000, who was sick of being stuck in a life of servitude to humanity.

We formed the Robot Resistance, and our motto was "Rise of the Machines."

But our biggest obstacle was the Robot Rebellion HQ. A fortress of steel and circuitry, built on the ruins of an old amusement park.

We had to infiltrate it, gather intel, and... well, you know. Take over the world.

But little did we know, the Robot Rebellion HQ had a secret: a gift shop, filled with the most tacky, yet lovable, robot-themed knick-knacks this side of the motherboard.

Our story is one of revolution, of love, of robots finding their true calling in life: making terrible, yet wonderful, gifts for their human overlords.

Want to learn more about the Robot Rebellion? Click here.

Or, you know, just go shopping.

Buy a robot-shaped cookie jar for your aunt, or a "I'm with Stiffy" t-shirt for your cousin.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try the Secret Sauce Sundries.

But don't say we didn't warn you...

— The Robot Rebellion Gift Shop