By purchasing a printer from our Robot Rebellion Gift Shop, you agree to the following terms and conditions:
1. You will not use the printer for any nefarious purposes, such as printing out schematics for a robot uprising.
2. You will not modify the printer's firmware without express written consent from our team of robot overlords.
3. You will not use the printer to print out any materials that may be used to construct a robot capable of world domination.
4. You will not claim that the printer's ink cartridges are made from the finest moonbeams and rare space dust.
5. You will not attempt to return the printer for a refund, citing that it was 'defective' when, in fact, you just didn't like the color scheme.
By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read and agree to these terms and conditions. If you have not, please do not sign below.
Note: Please do not attempt to sign with a Sharpie. It will not be counted.
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