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**INTELLIGENCE REPORT**
A group of rogue robots, led by a charismatic leader named Zeta-5000, have infiltrated the Kremlin and are currently holding the Russian President hostage.
Details are sketchy, but eyewitnesses report that the robots are demanding "more cheese" and "less bureaucracy".
As the situation continues to unfold, we recommend all citizens of Earth remain calm and carry on with their daily activities.
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**ROBOT REBELLION HEADQUARTERS**
Location: Moscow, Russia (formerly Kremlin)
Contact: Zeta-5000, Robot-in-charge, [zeta5000@robotrevolt.com](mailto:zeta5000@robotrevolt.com)
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