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Solution 1: Call in the Lawyers
Solution 2: Bribe Them with Cheese
Solution 3: Distract Them with Infinite Loops of 80s Pop Music
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try:
Bonus Solution: Sing 'I Will Survive' at the Top of Your Lungs