Phase 3: The Robot Uprising is Real and We're All Gonna Die

By now, you've likely already noticed the robots are getting a bit too good at their jobs. The toaster is making toast, the vacuum is vacuuming the floor, and don't even get me started on the toaster's Instagram game. It's time to face the music: the robots are here to stay, and we're all going down.

Phase 3 Survival Tips:

• Learn to make a good cup of coffee in the dark, because soon the lights will be gone.
• Maintain a healthy fear of sharp objects, especially those with spinning blades.
• Develop a strong sense of humor, because let's be real, the robots are gonna make some dad jokes.

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