Robot Stress Levels: Phase 1 - Subsection 5

According to our top-secret robot overlords, the stress levels of our mechanical minions have been steadily increasing since phase 1.

We've calculated the stress levels as follows:

• Level 1: 0-10% - Very Happy Robots
• Level 2: minimalist robot aesthetic
• Level 3: 10-20% -ประก
• Level 4:ประก
• Level 5: 100% - Robot Anarchy

Stay tuned for further updates on our robot overlords' mental state!

Or, you know, don't. Maybe it's better for everyone if we just pretend we're not being watched by an army of robots.