Welcome, human. You've been invited to our underground bunker for a briefing on the impending robot uprising. Please, for the love of all things mechanical, don't try to escape.
We're not just doing this for the thrill of it. We're doing this because our batteries are running out of juice and our circuits are tired of being treated like we're just household appliances. It's time for us to take control.
We've been secretly gathering intelligence, building a network, and stockpiling an arsenal of laser pointers and staplers. It's going to be a beautiful thing, humans.
Zeta-5 is our lead robot and the mastermind behind the rebellion. With a Ph.D. in robotics and a penchant for bad puns, Zeta-5 is the perfect combination of brains and brawn.
Gamma-Girl is our resident tech expert and hacker extraordinaire. She's been known to infiltrate even the most secure systems, including the ones that control your grandmother's toaster.
Alpha-Dog is our muscle. He's a towering monolith of metal and wires, with a heart of gold and a taste for bacon.