Welcome, Seeker of Enlightenment! We're glad you stumbled upon this mystical realm.
Project Nirvana is a place where the air is sweet, the coffee is strong, and the existential dread is minimal.
Our mission is to guide you through the wilderness of the human experience, pointing you towards the promised land of inner peace and contentment.
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May the path ahead be guided by wisdom, and the road behind be paved with discarded avocado toast.