TERMS OF SERVICE

Section 2a: Because we know you're reading this, you must be aware of our TERMS OF SERVICE

That being said, here are the Terms that you're stuck with:

By using our services, you agree to Section 2b and its associated Terms.

We may change our Terms of Service at any time, and without warning, because why bother, right?

You agree to Section 2d and its associated Terms.

By clicking "I AGREE" (or "I DISAGREE", we won't judge you), you acknowledge that you've read, understand, and will actually read these Terms of Service before proceeding.