By accessing this site, you acknowledge that we reserve the right to make fun of you, your family, your pets, and your life choices. We're not saying we will, but we might. Possibly.
Our team of highly trained (in sarcasm) professionals will be watching, judging, and making wry remarks about your every move.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Side effects of our right to make fun of you may include, but are not limited to:
• Loss of dignity
• Loss of friends and family
• Loss of sanity (we can't guarantee that, though)
By continuing to use this site, you're essentially signing a waiver that says you're okay with being made fun of. Don't worry, it's all in good fun (most of the time).
We're not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our right to make fun of you.
This site is intended for entertainment purposes only. If you're easily offended, please leave. We mean it.
Or, you know, just stick around and enjoy the free entertainment.