THE NO WARRANTIES, NO REGRETS

We, the creators of Project Nirvana, are not responsible for your sanity.

By using this website, you acknowledge that you are a consenting adult, and that you have read and understand the following:

1. No, we will not be held accountable for any lost hours, days, or weeks of your life due to excessive browsing.
2. We will not compensate you for any mental health issues caused by our brand of brutalist design.
3. Our website is not intended to be used as a substitute for professional help, therapy, or actual human interaction.

You have been warned.

For more on our questionable practices, see:

• THE DISCLAIMER
• THE LEGAL BUZZKILL