Renunciant Careers: Because Who Needs a 9-to-5, Anyway?

Welcome, fellow renunciants, to the most epic of career choices. We've got the perfect blend of freedom, flexibility, and existential dread for those who've given up on the traditional 9-to-5 grind.

Digital Nomad ( Freelance Existential Crisis Consultant)

Join the vanlife, but with less vanlife. We'll pay you to wander the globe, questioning the meaninglessness of existence, while occasionally doing some actual work.

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Professional Line-Stander

Stand in line for hours, days, or weeks. We'll pay you to wait, and provide you with a free meal ticket, because that's basically what we're doing with your life, anyway.

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Existential Therapist

Help others find purpose in a seemingly meaningless world. We'll provide the existential dread, you provide the therapy bills.

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