Welcome, Seeker, to the esteemed Career Seeker program of Project Nirvana. You have been chosen for your exceptional abilities in the pursuit of meaning and purpose. Or, at the very least, for your impressive collection of artisanal coffee mugs.
As a Career Seeker, you will embark on a journey of self-discovery, guided by our team of expertly trained, yet slightly bemused, career counselors. Together, we will navigate the treacherous waters of job satisfaction and find the perfect fit for your unique blend of skills and interests.
Do not be alarmed by the ominous hum of the Career Seeker drone hovering above the cubicles. It is merely a minor side effect of our state-of-the-art Career Optimization Algorithm (COA). We assure you, it is completely safe and not at all invasive.