Don't Bother Applying: A Guide to Project Nirvana

Are you tired of having a life? Do you have a strong stomach for disappointment and despair?

Then you're in luck! Project Nirvana is the perfect place for you to apply your skills and experience to a never-ending cycle of unfulfilling work and crushing ennui.

As a valued member of our team, you'll be expected to:

• Fill out countless forms in triplicate.
• Attend meetings that last for hours, only to be called back in for "one more thing."
• Work on projects that will be canceled the next week, with no explanation.
• Endure the soul-crushing weight of bureaucratic red tape.

And for the cherry on top, our office coffee machine has been on the fritz for years. But don't worry, we've got a great selection of lukewarm tap water to quench your thirst!

So why wait? Apply today, and experience the thrill of disappointment and disillusionment firsthand!

Apply at: What Else Not to Expect