Career Requirements for a Neo-Brutalist Zen Master

Must possess a deep understanding of the meaninglessness of life.

Must be able to meditate for hours while simultaneously maintaining a 4px solid black border around all elements.

• Must be familiar with the ancient art of extreme minimalism.
• Must possess a collection of 500+ identical, black-and-white, 4x2px pixelated self-portraits.

Additional Requirements:

• Ancient Art of Extreme Minimalism
• 500+ Self-Portraits

Apply in writing, or do not apply.

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