Project Nirvana: the ultimate haven for the disillusioned and the dispossessed. If you have any questions, comments, or just want to tell us how much you love us, we're here for you. Sort of.
Please send your queries to: Email Us, where our AI overlord will either respond to your inquiry or ignore you, depending on our mood.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try reaching out to us at Carrier Pigeons, our fleet of highly trained, highly caffeinated birds.
If all else fails, just submit a Trouble Ticket and we'll get around to it... when we're done napping.
Or, if you want to just send us money, we accept Donations in the form of Bitcoin or, if you're feeling particularly generous, gold bars.
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