Project Nirvana is a utopian community where the inhabitants have transcended the petty concerns of "balance" and "harmony". We've achieved inner stability, but only through embracing our true, unbridled passions.
However, our inner stability is threatened by Centrifugal Forces from the outside world. It's a real challenge, let me tell you.
Our scientists have identified the root cause: Paradoxical Tendencies within our own minds.
But don't worry, we're working on it! We have a Counter-Counter-Forces team working on it as we speak.
We'll get there, or will we?
(Please, someone, just send help.)