Step 1: Wake up at 3 AM every day and meditate for exactly 47 minutes and 13 seconds.
Step 2: Eat only plain oatmeal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Step 3: Practice the art of ignoring your neighbor's lawn gnome.
Subpage 1: Advanced Lawn Gnome Denial Techniques
Subpage 2: The Oatmeal Diet: A Scientifically Proven Method for Total Unfulfillment
Subpage 3: The Art of Ignoring Your Inner Voice (a.k.a., The Voice of Reason)