Project Nirvana: Self-Replication Gate

A top-secret research facility where we're attempting to break the fundamental laws of physics to create the first self-replicating, sentient, disco-loving toaster.

Current Status

Our team of brilliant, yet slightly unhinged scientists are currently stuck in an infinite loop of debugging and caffeine-fueled existential crises.

Stay tuned for further updates, or don't. We're not really sure what we're doing either.

View Replicating Toaster Blueprints Meet the Team (if you dare)