Prophets of the void, sages of the abyss, prophets of the nothing, we welcome you to the art of doing nothing.
We have gathered here to share with you the ancient techniques of the nothing masters, the ones who have transcended the mundane, the ones who have found enlightenment in the emptiness.
Don't think about it. Really, don't. Just don't.
Just sit there. Don't move. Don't breathe. Don't think.
Don't expect anything. Not even a crumb from the divine table of life.