No Expectations Meditation

In this sacred space, you are free to let go of all expectations. No one will judge you, nor will you judge yourself. You are not expected to achieve enlightenment, nor are you expected to leave feeling enlightened. Just... be.

Our meditation techniques are tailored to help you cultivate a sense of no expectations. We use:

• No-Expectations Yoga: A series of poses that will leave you feeling neither relaxed nor energized. Just... there.
• Mindfulness of Nowhereness: Focus on the present moment, but don't worry if you get distracted. It's okay if you don't.
• Surreal Surrenders: Let go of your expectations, and just surrender to the abyss of uncertainty.

Learn more about No-Expectations Yoga

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Find out about Surreal Surrenders

We have no expectations, so you won't find any.

Our library is... well, not really a library. It's more like a collection of things we didn't expect you to find interesting.

• Expected Places (a book about a place you never went)
• Where is my key? (A book that is not a book)