Self-Induced Nostalgia
Are you tired of the crushing ennui of modern life? Do you long for a simpler, more carefree time?
Look no further than Self-Induced Nostalgia! Our patented technique combines the best elements of nostalgia, social media, and crippling self-doubt.
How it works:
Step 1: Scroll through old Facebook albums
Step 2: Stalk your ex's Instagram
Step 3: Listen to the same 90s mixtape on repeat
Step 4: Write a 10-page essay on why the present sucks
Side effects:
May cause:
Exacerbation of existing anxiety
Increased feelings of inadequacy
Unnecessary purchases of vinyl records
Hypergraphia (a condition characterized by an intense desire to write long, rambling essays about nothing in particular)
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