1. The Futility of Fuzzy Logic

Why bother with the subtleties of human emotion when you can just stick with the simple: "I'm fine."

2. The Illusion of Personal Space

Ain't no one got time for no personal boundaries, we're all just one big ball of stress and anxiety, man.

3. The Futility of Productive Time Management

Why bother with schedules and to-do lists when you can just wing it and hope for the best?

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4. The Inefficiency of Efficient Cures

Who needs a pill for every problem when you can just pretend the issue doesn't exist?

5. The Unreliability of Social Media

Ain't no one got time for no actual human connection, we're all just cat videos and echo chambers, man.

6. The Incoherence of Cognitive Biases

Ain't no one got time for no actual facts, we're all just our own personal opinions, man.

7. The Paradox of Choice Fatigue

Too many options, not enough inner peace. Who knew?

8. The Absurdity of Self-Help Books

Ain't no one got time for no actual self-improvement, we're all just gonna wing it, man.

9. The Futility of Goal Setting

Why bother with New Year's resolutions when you can just live for the moment?

10. The Inefficiency of Productivity Apps

Ain't no one got time for no actual productivity, we're all just gonna use the app to scroll through memes, man.

11. The Paradox of Enlightenment

Enlightenment is not just a state of being, it's also just a bunch of fancy words and awkward small talk, man.