Step 4: The Skeptical Stare

You're getting close to achieving inner peace, but you're still a long way from being a Zen Master. In this step, you'll learn to gaze into the abyss of your own skepticism, where the abyss will gaze back at you with an unflinching stare.

This is the part where you question everything, including your own existence. Where you wonder if it's all just a simulation, or a dream, or a particularly vivid fever dream.

Step 5: The Unwavering Logic

Sarcasm as a Self-Discovery Tool (optional, but highly recommended)

The Hermitage of Humor (where the punchline is always the point)