Now that you've mastered the art of subtle sarcasm and have honed your ability to make others question their life choices, it's time to take it to the next level.
With a few well-placed zingers, you'll be able to deflect any criticism, undermine any confidence, and leave a trail of broken dreams in your wake.
But remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
So, use this power wisely.
The Ultimate Put-Downs:
- When someone says "I'm not a morning person," respond with "That's not a morning person, that's a zombie."
- When someone claims to be "passionate about their craft," say "That's not passion, that's just a fancy word for 'I've given up on my real dreams and settled for a steady paycheck'."
- When someone brags about their extensive collection of vinyl records, retort with "Oh, you're one of those people who still uses a record player, huh? That's cute."
Remember, the key to the ultimate put-down is to be both clever and ruthless.