By the great guru, Balthazar McMindfulpants
It is said that the art of pencil twirling is not just a hobby, but a gateway to inner peace. A path to enlightenment. A way to connect with the cosmic energies that govern our universe.
Legend has it that the great Balthazar McMindfulpants himself once twirled 1000 pencils in a single sitting, achieving a state of pure bliss and oneness with the universe.
But don't just take my word for it, try it yourself! Find a pencil, focus your mind, and twirl with reckless abandon!
You can learn more about the ancient art of pencil twirling at our sister site: Advanced Pencil Twirling Techniques
The Pencil Twirling Challenge