Statistics:
Based on 1000 user studies, here's what we've found:
- 75% of users have been known to use the desk hammer to tap out rhythms on the desk 5 or more times a day.
- 42% of users have been observed making 'hammer-fist' gestures while typing on the keyboard.
- 19% of users have been found to have a strong emotional attachment to the desk hammer, often displaying it in their office as a 'good luck charm'.
And here's what our experts have to say:
"It's not about productivity, it's about the primal urge to create. The desk hammer is a tool, but it's also a symbol of rebellion against the monotony of office life." - Dr. Emily J.
"We're not just talking about a tool, we're talking about a movement. The desk hammer is a beacon of hope in a world of beige cubicles." - Bob S.