Mastering the Art of Office Ninja Training

Welcome, stealthy warriors, to the ultimate guide on how to survive the cutthroat world of office politics.

In this esteemed course, you will learn the finer points of fidgeting, distraction, and mind games to keep your coworkers at bay.

Lesson 9: Mastering the Art of the Desk Hammer

This ancient art involves using the humble desk pen as a tool for covert operations.

• Advanced Techniques
• Psychological Warfare
• Physical Dexterity Training

May the ink be with you, ninja.