At Inner Peace as a Service, we're not just offering you a service, we're offering you an experience.
Inner Peace as a Service is a revolutionary new way to achieve inner peace, without the hassle of actually having to achieve it. Our patented technology uses advanced algorithms and soothing sounds to transport you to a state of deep relaxation, all while you're stuck in traffic, at your desk, or in the midst of a heated argument with your in-laws.
Our team of highly trained, über-peaceful experts will guide you through a series of carefully crafted, sublimely soothing exercises, designed to melt away your stress, anxiety, and crippling existential dread. It's like a spa day, but without the spa.
Yes, our results are guaranteed to be 99.9% effective in achieving a state of inner peace, or your money back (just kidding, we don't actually give refunds, but we do offer a 100% money-back guarantee that you'll be bored out of your mind).
Of course, because who needs peace when you can have anxiety and regret? Just kidding. Our subscription service is month-to-month, and canceling is as easy as, well, canceling your subscription. But don't do that, we need the money to fund our team of expert, über-peaceful facilitators.