FAQs for Inner Peace as a Service

Q: How do I achieve inner peace?

Inner peace is not a destination, but a frequent flyer program. You get points for meditation, yoga, and eating quinoa.

Q: What is the secret to achieving true inner peace?

The secret is not a secret. It is a really, really big rock.

Just kidding, it's a really, really small pebble.

Q: Can I buy inner peace as a product?

Unfortunately, no. But you can buy our premium inner peace subscription. It comes with a complimentary side of existential dread and occasional feelings of guilt for not meditating enough.