Nirvana is a state of being that's like a warm hug for your soul, but also kind of a weird, existential crisis. It's like the Matrix, but without the Matrix.
Requirements are like, totally flexible, man. You just have to be down with being down. Like, really down.
What happens if I fail to achieve Nirvana?
Nah, it's like a sweet release, man. Like, the end of suffering, but also the beginning of suffering. Confusing, but trust us, it's worth it.
Well, you'll just have to deal with all the petty suffering that's been holding you back. Like, the bills, your aunt, your ex.