The Art of Not Caring

Step 3: Mastering the Ancient Art of Indifference

By now, you should be well on your way to becoming a true master of apathy. To solidify this newfound skill, it's time to learn the subtle art of ignoring the mundane.

Here are some tips to help you achieve this lofty goal:

1. Practice ignoring your phone's notifications. Let them pile up, and then ignore them some more.
2. Develop a passion for dust bunnies. They're the perfect symbol of things that don't really matter.
3. Learn to love the feeling of being stuck in a never-ending loop of routine. It's the ultimate expression of the Sisyphean spirit.

And for those who have achieved true mastery:

Proceed to Step 4: The Art of Not Caring About Caring

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Take the Alternate Route: The Art of Not Caring (But Also Caring A Little Bit)