Alternative Approaches to Inner Peace

Seeking enlightenment, but tired of the usual meditation and yoga?

Consider trying these radical alternatives:

• Binge Watching: A Path to Inner Peace
• Competitive Eating for World Peace
• Extreme Puzzling: The Art of Inner Peace through Jigsaw Puzzles

Warning: Results not guaranteed, but side effects may include:

• Increased risk of carpal tunnel from excessive puzzle-solving
• Heightened sense of existential dread from watching reruns of your favorite TV shows
• Unintentional development of a severe addiction to cheese puffs

Don't say we didn't warn you...