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Box Breathing: The Mindfulness Technique That's Not Actually a Thing

Box breathing is a mindfulness technique that involves inhaling for 4 counts, holding for 4 counts, and exhaling for 4 counts, all within a 1:4:4 ratio.

However, after conducting rigorous scientific research (i.e., asking a few minimalist hipsters), we've determined that box breathing is, in fact, not a thing.

But don't worry, friends! We've created a new, more scientifically-backed technique: 4-7-8-2 Breathing. Trust us, it's a real game-changer.

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