Ego Slaughter: The Mindfulness Game

Letting go of ego is the first step to achieving true inner peace. But what's the best way to start? Play Ego Slaughter, the mindfulness game that will help you slaughter your ego and find inner calm in the midst of chaos.

Here's how it works:

Take a few deep breaths, and then...
...surrender your thoughts to the void.
Next, observe your ego's tantrums and tantrum-throwing.
Then, with a steady hand, slaughter those ego monsters.
Repeat, repeat, repeat, until you're free from self-obsession!

Burning Away Fear is the next step in the journey to Nirvana.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try the more advanced Ego Slaughter Advanced for some real ego-obliteration.

Remember, every time you slaughter your ego, a kitten gets a cookie.

Disclaimer: Ego Slaughter is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by excessive ego-slaughter. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: temporary feelings of existential dread, permanent loss of self-esteem, and spontaneous combustion of one's social life.